Extreme Visits – Zombie Defence League – Axe Throwing

Adrian Randall let the cat out of the bag last week that, according to a Freedom of Information response from the Government about our national readiness to deal with an apocalyptic zombie invasion that was an anodyne “Britain is well prepared to fight apocalyptic zombie invasion” followed by  the less than confident “In the event of an apocalypse brought about by an army of the undead, civil servants would co-ordinate the military’s efforts to “return England to its pre-attack glory”.

Just in case you don’t trust government statements or preparedness to face a zombie hoard, we are preparing to look after Weston Turville ourselves. Axe throwing – a training and practice session is being arranged for 18th April but we cannot be certain of zombie presence so wooden targets may have to be substituted.

Details such as they are, are here. Help protect our village.